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FROM EPISODE 71 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
I take on Obama’s recently resigned Green Jobs Czar, Van Jones!
Thanks for listening,
DC
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Obama Wont Need Me When I’m 64
by DC
Originally aired on Chimpsy’s Real American Episode 70
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When I get older And need my health care Many years from now…
I know I wont be covered by Obamacare Get a hip replacement Pacemaker
If I protest it At a town hall He’ll just lock the door
Obama don’t need me, Obama wont feed me When I’m 64
Obama’s such a douche…
If he was standing here…
I would say FUCK YOU! (fuck you Obama)
If you dare oppose Obama’s socialist plan He’ll call you a mob When end of life care is all that he’ll provide And with that pain pill you’ll go for a ride
His Unionized thugs And his ACORN slugs Are let in the side door
For Private health care We can go to a back alley at night If it’s not to dear We shall scrimp and save…
To hell with Pelosi…
And her Un-American ways…
Contact the Congress Drop them a line Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say You better vote no Or these will be your last days
Stand up and fight ‘Cause if the Democrats win It’s socialism for evermore…
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On his first day in office Obama gave to me A leftist judiciary
On his second day in office Obama gave to me Former Clinton hacks
On his third day in office Obama gave to me High tax rates
On his fourth day in office Obama gave to me More failing schools
On his fifth day in office Obama gave to me Socialist change
On his sixth day in office Obama gave to me Big corporate bailouts
On his seventh day in office Obama gave to me New federal gun bans
On his eighth day in office Obama gave to me Rising inflation
On his ninth day in office Obama gave to me Terrorist appeasement
On his tenth day in office Obama gave to me Wide open borders
On his eleventh day in office Obama gave to me Massive unemployment
On his twelfth day in office Obama gave to me State run healthcare
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FROM EPISODE 52 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Here I take on the attacks of the Obama campaign against the experience of Gov Sarah Palin!
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FROM EPISODE 50 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My interview with Sgt Freedom of the Sgt Freedom Campaign!
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FROM EPISODE 50 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My response to Obama saying, “drilling is not the real solution to our energy crisis…”
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FROM EPISODE 49 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Who’s forefathers were Will Smith referring to on the Today show?
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FROM EPISODE 48 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My Interview with Sgt Mark Seavey of vetsforfreedom.org
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FROM EPISODE 48 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Let’s mock the demise of campaign Hillary together!
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FROM EPISODE 47 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My opinion of why “some” Conservatives are too busy to support other Conservative endeavors.
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FROM EPISODE 47 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My exclusive interview with Ben from www.inthenameofallah.org
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FROM EPISODE 47 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
The idiotic Maxine Waters…
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My NEW MySpace address is www.myspace.com/dccra
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FROM EPISODE 45 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My interview with Colonel Michael Angley.
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FROM EPISODE 43 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My interview with Brian Jones, a candidate running for the 52nd district in California.
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FROM EPISODE 43 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My response to the racist Rev Jeremiah Wright and his parishioner Barack Hussein Obama!
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FROM EPISODE 42 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Since Michelle Obama is not proud of America, let’s try to figure out what she is proud of!
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FROM EPISODE 42 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Lyrics by DC
Hello To all you liberals out there You necessary idiots Can you really be this dumb?
Come on now Barack is really a clown He tries to promise change But that’s what liberals always claim
He’s black So you want make him the first It’s experience he lacks He will make this country worse
What is this rhetoric you’re believing? A liberal shitstorm on the horizon Entitlements is all you liberals crave Obama’s lips move, but there’s nothing he’s really saying
When I was a child I had more common sense Then to be wooed by the words of Malcom X But now you retards are wanting change I try to explain, but you can not understand You were indoctrinated by the public schools
I am surrounded by liberal fools
OK Who will be the president? If it’s Barack Obama… I may be a little sick
Conservatives wake up I don’t believe it’s looking good I know you don’t like McCain But it’s better than socialist change
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse A glimpse of the great Ronald Reagan I turn to I look and see it’s now Barack I lift my middle finger and say You liberals can suck my c@#k
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FROM EPISODE 41 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My take of who’s to blame for John McCain and why we MUST support him.
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FROM EPISODE 39 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
DC, the most popular conservative Internet radio talk show host on MySpace interviews Dan Bialek, the most popular comedian on MySpace, about his Dan vs America Tour.
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FROM EPISODE 39 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
What does Barack Obama mean when he says we need “change” in America?
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FROM EPISODE 38 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Barbara Walters was surprised to receive a “religious” CHRISTmas card from the White House!
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FROM EPISODE 37 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My take on the planted Democrat questions at the debate and my interview with 1 of the 32 questioners (the rare one that wasn’t a plant), Ajay Bruno.
See debate HERE, Ajay’s question was number 18.
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FROM EPISODE 37 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Opposed Iraq from the beginning?
Really? Can we say bullshit?
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FROM EPISODE 35 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My exclusive interview with Patriot Act expert Paul Ibbetson.
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FROM EPISODE 35 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
“by far the most powerful lobby in Washington of the bad sort is the Israeli government.” - Ron Paul
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FROM EPISODE 33 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Hillary’s “willing suspension of disbelief” crapola gets smacked down like nobody’s business!
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FROM EPISODE 34 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN:
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FROM EPISODE 31 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
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FROM EPISODE 12 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My Tribute to 9/11.
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FROM EPISODE 30 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
The continuing creepy tale of Pro-Life Coo coo!
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Introducing Pro-Life Coo coo!
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FROM EPISODE 30 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My follow up interview with Sargent Mark England.
www.myspace.com/boycottlasvegas
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FROM EPISODE 29 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My personal take on the Fairness Doctrine.
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FROM EPISODE 29 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
The subject at hand deals with the hypocrisy of Hillary Clinton concerning the commute of Scooter Libby.
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FROM EPISODE 28 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
This is really self explanatory.
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FROM EPISODE 24 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Here I discuss the famous Imus “foot in mouth” comment.
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FROM EPISODE 15 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Do you have I liberal pet stalker? I do!
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FROM EPISODE 27 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My exclusive interview with Sargent Mark England.
www.myspace.com/boycottlasvegas
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FROM EPISODE 7 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
That’s right Al Gore, you are!
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FROM EPISODE 25 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
I do not know if you are ready to meet this cast of characters!
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FROM EPISODE 22 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
Sugarkisses is a disingenuous fudge-packing smear machine, but he sure is lovable…
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FROM EPISODE 23 OF CHIMPSY’S REAL AMERICAN
My exclusive interview with Bob Parks from “Black and Right!”
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